I am feeling kinda lonely lately. Would surely like someone new to talk to. Well, uhm. Maybe the word "lonely" is a bit extreme. But when I'm just there in bed, all alone, every single night, I guess it is a pretty accurate description, actually. - which is exactly my current situation, unfortunately. My bed is all empty and there's plenty of room for a sweet man, by my side? Would you mind sharing the night with me?